December 2011
Reblog if you don't feel like waking up tomorrow
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I am Alex.
I absolutely hate everything about myself. I have never had self confidence. I act like am very cocky and proud to be myself. That is because everyone I have ever loved got tired of my depression shit. I finally got on meds to hopefully get my head straight. They have stopped working. I am sitting here feeling like I want to take a knife and shove it deep into my arm. I’m...
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
I am depressed.
going to make text post every 12am
astronautradio:
BECAUSE NO ONE IS FUCKING ON
C:
Mila Kunis
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Batman eats unicorns